I wanted a nice haircut before I went
away and this is what I get!
Whoever did this will be sued from here to England!



Wow, look at this gorgeous view!
Who cares about the view I'm dying over here!
Oh, you'll be alright, just drink something.



When Mrs. Meany turns around I'll cough right in her face.




Wait! Come back! I've just got a little cold!



Let me outta here!



Look, I know it was wrong for me to have
an illegal cable box, but if I stay in here any longer
I'm gonna catch what this weirdo has!



Hey! I'm not that contagious!



Look at that sick man trying to get out of the quicksand!